accident prone
the other day a cop pulled me over.

he asked for my licence and registration and told me that i had a tail light out. he asked where i was coming from and i told him a friends house. he asked if i had been drinking, and i told him no. he wrote me a warning and told me to get the tail light fixed as soon as i could and to have a safe night. i drove home and watched netflix.

not all cops are bastards.